Dating a musician jokes
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These jokes are a continually-growing collection, and unfortunately, I can no longer remember which jokes I heard from whom. If you have ever told, emailed, or otherwise communicated to me a music joke, thank you. Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint: "Write your repertoire. Viola jokes are on my viola jokes page. A double bass player arrived a few minutes late for the first rehearsal of the local choral society's annual performance of Handel's Messiah.
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What's the difference between a conductor and God? God doesn't think he's a conductor. Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic always first off the plane?
It's all done in good fun. Here are some good, bad, and so-good-they're-bad jokes about country music. How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb? One to do it and one to sing a song about all the good times he had with the old light bulb.