The ten rules for dating my daughter
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Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. You will no longer have hands. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
10 Rules For Dating My Daughter?
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This ritual vetting was an important part of protecting the human species from random romantic mistakes. In most cases, it was like shaking hands with a smiling canned ham. At work was the law of inverse proportions. The more impressive the girl, the worse her father. If your date was Goldilocks, her dad looked like Shrek, big, green and warty.
The 10 rules for dating my daughter
Subscribe To Our Newsletter:. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
Right now, my daughter has a lot of boy friends. Notice the space. Boys are her friends. They have playdates in our backyard and giggle over popsicles.
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